♦: While I appreciate the influx of more intriguing questions to us, I must refrain from showing you the answer to this one I am afraid.
♥: DEM GUYS AINT SHIT
♦: When Boxcars saw this question, he proceeded to write what seemed like a 3 page investigative journalism piece on how ‘HUNK RUMP IS A BIG BAG O DICKS’ and other reasons why it was a non reputable establishment, how they denied him work in years past, etc.
♥: I GOT A BETTER ASS THAN DEM
♦: By the third page he had started his 5th bottle of Bacardi and was rambling about he should start his own ‘hunk rump’ type establishment. He also attempted to make us film him to start said establishment.
♥: YOU GET OVER HERE YER GONNA BE IN MY MAGAZINE
?: Oh my god no go away please!
♦: I appreciate the effort you all put in to making these questions, but please avoid sensitive subjects like that. I assume you do want some form of response here, however, so I will placate you in from what I can tell is the standard Tumblr way; a cat doing something meaningless
and gay men.
((Art credit to This guy ))
♠: fucker cant appreciate a goddamn leather jacket
(( Come on Tumblr you GOT THIS ))
♠: jesus fucking fuck get the fuck off me droog you fucking son of a sl-
♦: You will behave in public, or I’m breaking out my second cue.
♦: Not enough for my tastes.
♥: I DONT THINK SO
♥: FOR ONE IM BIGGER THAN HE IS
♥: AND I GOT THIS NICE HAT
♥: AND MY STACHE IS BETTER LOOKIN
♥: AINT NO WAY HES LIKE ME
♣: WELL, YA SEE…
♣: SOME PEOPLE ARE WONDERIN’ WHETHER IT’S ROBBERS OR RAPPERS I MADE RUN! THAT’S MY LITTLE SECRET, BUT THERE WERE DEFINITELY SIX OF THEM.
♣: A COUPL’A BIG BOOMS AND A GOOD CANING ALWAYS DOES THE TRICK!
♣: THERE’S A REASON THE MIDNIGHT CREW GETS EVERYONE’S JIMMIES RUSTLED WITH FEAR.
♦: We would never do something so frivolous and childish. We are grown men, and we will not stoop to such a degrading level.
♣: YUP! THE BIGGEST, STRONGEST, AND SAFEST!
♦: Nothing wrong with a bit of safety, of course. Big vehicles have trouble seeing the little guy.
♣: CAN WE GO FOR ICE CREAM AFTER THIS, DROOGIE?
♦: Don’t call me that again.
♦: And yes, for you.
In honor of all the people using today as an excuse to drink.
♠: i like my liquor like i like my knives
♦: I need something with a kick to keep up with these morons.
♥: HELL YEAH
BOTTOMS UP YOU PUSSY BASTARDS
♣: FINALLY! I’VE BEEN NEEDIN’ A DRINK FOR A WHILE NOW!
♠: strong as shit
♦: I burn the pain away with vodka.
♣: BOXCARS MAKES THE BEST LEMONADE.
♠: i chug fuckin jäger
♥: AHHHHHH 151
♣: CAN I HAVE SOME MORE, FELLAS?
♥: CMERE YOU SONS OF BITCHES
♠: fuck fuck fuck shit shit god fucking fuck dammit lemme go boxcars
♦: I forgot what this special brand of group-based pain felt like. I don’t like it… but it feels like home. Is that cracking in my chest what family feels like?
♣: OH BOY, BOXCARS HUGS!
♣: HEY SLICK, WHAT ARE WE POSIN’ FOR? SLICK, YOU GOT SOMETHIN’ ON YOUR FACE.
♠: i aint got shit on my face now shaddup and look at the fuckin camera deuce
♦: I hope this comparison picture meets your approval.
♥: I DONT LIKE HAVIN MY PICTURE TAKEN